Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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