Sponge bath it is.
I've blown a few things in my day
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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