I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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