I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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