Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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