I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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