Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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