Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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