thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I look better un-naked...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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