just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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