I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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