Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I enjoy the company of your penis
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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