I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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