bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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