Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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