yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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