I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He? As in you personified your dick?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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