drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We are all done wearing pants today
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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