youre lurking in front of me
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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