I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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