its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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