I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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