You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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