If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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