pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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