Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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