just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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