i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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