I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Randomize
