either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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