theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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