worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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