Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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