Only a mothe r could love this liver
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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