there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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