I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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