just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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