The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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