HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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