she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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