It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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