you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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