I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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