I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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