Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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