i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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