I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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