Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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