Duck Duck Cougar?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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