Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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